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Re: DB Classics: "Wrong Fat Girl"

Mike — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:58:59 -0000

This is my first time reading this blog. Definitely won’t be my last though, really enjoyed it.

Re: DB Classics: "Wrong Fat Girl"

Party Dresses — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:50:55 -0000

this is so usefull for the people who are interested in designing.

Re: Evoking Milli Vanilli

Alyssa — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:46:38 -0000

Your talking about Chinese people, right? Do you think all Asians look alike? I mean, there are many Asian countries that look different. For example you have, Vietnamese people who are a little more tanned then Chinese people. Or Philipinos. They look different from Chinese. I definitly agree with you on Ziyi Zhang being gorgeus and Miley Cyrus and stuff being a failure as an artist. I'm Vietnamese myself and I hate to say it but Asians do look the same. But I just wish that there was something everyone in the whole wide world could notice that Asian countries don't have alot in common like except for the eyes, language and culture. Alot of Asian women try to make their eyes look more western. I honestly would like bigger eyes too. What do you think about Asian girls making their eyes look more western?

Re: What happened to Kurt Loder?

Shyla — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:39:23 -0000

I just typed this exact same question into Google because I was wondering the same thing.
He used to still make appearances on MTV when there was BIG news, and after this election, I thought he would be around.
Where is he?

Re: I’d be crazy NOT to do this

Eric Friedman — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:38:10 -0000

What could go wrong?

Re: I’d be crazy NOT to do this

Sara — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:10:38 -0000

This guy is quite the bargainer! Only thousands over the asking price. I did a quick Google search of the phone number and NIGERIAN SCAM was everywhere. Good times.

Re: He’s Back.

Adam — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:38:18 -0000

Excellent news! The Chosen People could use another holiday to celebrate that time we fled from persecution or narrowly escaped genocide.

Re: Dear Mr. Studio Executive

Lone Janwitz — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:44:28 -0000

How could you forget Peter Boyle's film, Red Heat, in which he played swarmy and angry police captain to Jim Belushi's screw-up Chicago cop and Arnold Schwarzenegger's visiting loose-cannon Soviet police detective? I know that is in the Boyle Box Set.

Re: Dear Mr. Studio Executive

Futaba — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:07:25 -0000

**Interoffice Memo**

From: Futaba
To: Tremeschko
Re: Re: Re: "Dear Mr. Studio Executive"

With comments like that, you should consider yourself lucky that our HR department is only a half-eaten bag of Frito-lay Cheetos.

My remarks weren't criticism, merely suggestions to your case for Speed Zone (even if it was just an example it was your highlighted movie of choice). The point which can't be ignored is that Peter Boyle is a lightning rod for DVD sales. The pitch needs to appeal to a studio's and distributor's bottom line.

And that solution comes in the form of the Peter Boyle Box Set:

Kickboxer 2
Young Frankenstein
Johnny Dangerously
The Dream Team
The Shadow
Speed Zone

Please also bear in mind that the senior staff is extremely busy with bored-meetings and new business ventures.

We're here to slander and mock democracy, not to practice it.

Re: Dear Mr. Studio Executive

Adam — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:55:23 -0000

**Interoffice Memo**

From: Tremeschko
To: Futaba
Re: Re: "Dear Mr. Studio Executive"

I appreciate your commentary on the piece. I remain clear on my stated goal of getting a covered space by the East entrance before year's end.

Regarding your criticisms, I believe you are missing the point of the article. I was not writing an ode to Speed Zone (what would be the point?). While I agree with all your points, I do not believe that they merit mention in my article, which was meant to engender action and response from the myriad studio executives who read the site. The scope of the article was broader than any singular movie. Speed Zone was merely an example meant to employ pathos based on its deep and widespread adoration.

I appreciate your attention to the piece, and kindly request that you service yourself sexually and stop referring to yourself as senior staff. That, or, write more.

Re: Dear Mr. Studio Executive

Futaba — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:59:47 -0000

**Interoffice Memo**

From: Futaba
To: Tremeschko
Re: "Dear Mr. Studio Executive"

Fine work on that last piece. It's that kind of material which is sure to land you that parking space.

Consult with senior staff in the future - you neglected to report on the phenomenal performances by a young Brooke Shields, the still very successful Smothers Brothers, the short but worthwhile cameo from Alyssa Milano and of course the venerable Peter Boyle.

Re: Weezer knows how to stay current

Eric Friedman — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:02:45 -0000

Thanks for posting Gordon - reposted over on my blog.

Re: Things you’re least likely to hear on the set of a movie

Adam — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:18:39 -0000

"Vince, you're delivering your lines way too slowly."

"Ben Stiller? He's way too low-key for this romantic comedy."

Re: You kids don’t know how easy you have it

Sara — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:13:05 -0000

What about good times from the past that are now gone? More like a you guys are screwed vibe. "When I was young, movie studios made original movies (triologies at most), long forgotten are the days before Land Before Time MXIII - Dinosaurs and Global Warming."

Re: You kids don’t know how easy you have it

Adam — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:54:02 -0000

The invention of the Sony Dream Recorder was a real step forward for psychology and super-emo blogging. Unfortunately, most of the 14 year-old boys couldn't access their own NSFW dreams in archive.

Re: You kids don’t know how easy you have it

Sara — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:40:39 -0000

I'm pretty sure this will be one soon, "When I was a kid, I had to learn to write ON A PIECE OF PAPER with A PEN. And then a couple years later you had to re-learn how to write using cursive (read: squiggly) letters! Not like nowadays with supercomputers that automatically translate your thoughts into widescreen movies."

Re: Weezer knows how to stay current

Sara — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:37:02 -0000

Yay! Dramatic hamster :) Excellent video. Geekery, pop culture, and video indeed.

Re: Things you’re least likely to hear on the set of a movie

Sara — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:32:18 -0000

"Now Ms. Simpson, your character is in a library looking pensive..."

Re: One for every fridge in America

Sara — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:11:21 -0000

Umm love it. Why is this not on our refrigerator?!

Re: Racist MacBooks

Bob — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:33:11 -0000

Hilarious. The future of comedy.

Re: But what are the hitters thinking?

Eric Friedman — Tue, 20 May 2008 18:41:57 -0000

Hey Antonio...

Re: DB Classics: “Wrong Fat Girl”

Eric Friedman — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:56:02 -0000

I have no idea. What a story!

Re: DB Classics: “Wrong Fat Girl”

David Schaffer — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:36:48 -0000

What kind of a monster would write something like that?

Re: MLB ‘08 features in-game boredom!

Eric Friedman — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:37:20 -0000

What about this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: MLB ‘08 features in-game boredom!

Adam — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:25:50 -0000

Which one? Martinez / Zimmer? The one where Ortiz and Gabe Kapler made Tanyon Sturtze bleed from the ear?